We Cannot Do This Sober Needlepoint Pillow
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Bring a playful dose of humor to your space with the We Cannot Do This Sober Needlepoint Pillow. This embroidered accent pillow features the phrase “we cannot do this sober” on the front, framed by a blue and white geometric pattern with dark blue piping. Finished with a luxe dark blue velvet back, it adds personality and charm to a sofa, chair, bed, or bar cart corner.
Features:
- Embroidered needlepoint design
- “we cannot do this sober” statement on front
- Blue and white geometric patterned border
- Dark blue contrast piping
- Compact lumbar accent pillow shape
- Velvet-backed decorative pillow
- Fun giftable home accent
Materials:
- Front: 100% Polyester
- Back: 100% Cotton Velvet
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean as needed
- Do not machine wash
Size:
- 8" x 14"
Where Craftsmanship Meets Personality
Each Furbish Studio pillow is hand-stitched using traditional needlepoint techniques, creating a textured, heirloom-quality finish. Designed with witty phrases and bold color palettes, these pillows are made to stand out and spark conversation.
Style Them Your Way
Whether layered on a sofa, styled on an accent chair, or added to a guest bedroom, these pillows instantly elevate any space. Mix and match designs for a collected, designer look.
Designed to Be Noticed
From playful sayings to bold patterns, each pillow is designed to bring character and charm into your home. These are not just accents—they’re conversation starters.
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